Banish Wrinkles

Bagging Area’s 2000th post. How about this? Some lovely dancey goodness to start the week from Bot’Ox. Insistent drums, hypnotic synths and guitars, and some spacey whooooshing noises. Out now with remixes too on I’m A Cliche. Just the ticket.

While we’re talking about banishing wrinkles (Bot’Ox, geddit?) I was in The Lowry shopping centre the other day and a man with a stall stopped me, presumably noting my eye wrinkles and the huge bags beneath them. He promised to make them disappear and used some magic potion on my right eye socket. For the rest of the day the right hand side of my face looked ten years younger than the left. Sorcery, I tell you, sorcery. Although at fifty quid a pop I wasn’t prepared to banish my wrinkles at that exact moment.